{"id":5039,"date":"2014-03-01T07:26:13","date_gmt":"2014-03-01T14:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5039"},"modified":"2014-03-01T07:56:33","modified_gmt":"2014-03-01T14:56:33","slug":"another-funny-from-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5039","title":{"rendered":"Another funny from Mom."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A smile for your day.<\/p>\n<p>The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning. They told\u00a0President\u00a0Obama\u00a0that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.<\/p>\n<p>To\u00a0everyone&#8217;s\u00a0surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands,<br \/>\nvisibly shaken, almost in tears.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Finally, he composed himself and asked, &#8220;Just how many is a\u00a0brazilian?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion\u00a0or trillion either.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-prn1\/t1\/1014113_654725441271762_952192620_n.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A smile for your day. The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning. They told\u00a0President\u00a0Obama\u00a0that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan. To\u00a0everyone&#8217;s\u00a0surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, &#8220;Just how many is a\u00a0brazilian?&#8221; This is not surprising, since he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5039\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another funny from Mom.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5039"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5039"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5041,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5039\/revisions\/5041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}