{"id":5128,"date":"2014-03-07T19:09:32","date_gmt":"2014-03-08T02:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5128"},"modified":"2014-03-12T21:08:11","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T03:08:11","slug":"sisters-of-st-francis-house-of-prostitution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5128","title":{"rendered":"SISTERS OF ST.  FRANCIS &#8211; HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It reads:<br \/>\nSISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS &#8211; HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION &#8211; 10 MILES<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.<br \/>\nSoon he sees another sign which reads:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS &#8211; HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION &#8211; 5 MILES<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION &#8211; NEXT RIGHT<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He climbs the steps and rings the bell.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,<br \/>\n&#8216;What may we do for you! my son?&#8217;<br \/>\nHe answers, &#8216;I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Very well my son. Please follow me.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, &#8216;Please knock on this door.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.This nun instructs,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8216;Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.&#8217;<br \/>\nHe puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.<br \/>\nThe door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.<br \/>\nSERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS &#8211; HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION &#8211; 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5128\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SISTERS OF ST.  FRANCIS &#8211; HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5130,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5128\/revisions\/5130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}