{"id":5212,"date":"2014-03-12T17:46:12","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T23:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5212"},"modified":"2014-03-12T21:05:01","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T03:05:01","slug":"the-last-kiss-just-beware-dennis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5212","title":{"rendered":"The last kiss (Just beware Dennis!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Who says bikers aren&#8217;t compassionate, tolerant, and understanding?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge ..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, &#8220;Hey Baby&#8230;..whatcha doin&#8217; up there on that railin&#8217;?&#8221; She says tearfully, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to commit suicide!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While he didn&#8217;t want to appear &#8220;sensitive&#8221;, George also didn&#8217;t want to miss this &#8220;be-a-legend&#8221; opportunity either, so he asked &#8230;.&#8221;Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe&#8230;why don&#8217;t you give ole George here your best last kiss?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that &#8230; and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, &#8220;Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That&#8217;s a real talent you&#8217;re wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;My parents don&#8217;t like me dressing up like a girl.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s still unclear whether (s)he jumped or was pushed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who says bikers aren&#8217;t compassionate, tolerant, and understanding? Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge .. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5212\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The last kiss (Just beware Dennis!)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5214,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5212\/revisions\/5214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}