“Lexophile”<\/b>\u00a0is a word used to\u00a0describe those that love using words in unique ways, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or\u00a0 “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.”<\/p>\n
A competition to see who can come up with the best\u00a0 one is held every year. This year’s winning submission is posted at the\u00a0end.<\/em><\/p>\n When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.<\/p>\n A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.<\/p>\n When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.<\/p>\n The batteries were given out free of charge.<\/p>\n A will is a dead giveaway.<\/p>\n With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<\/p>\n A boiled egg is hard to beat.<\/p>\n When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.<\/p>\n Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?\u00a0 He’s all right now.<\/p>\n A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.<\/p>\n When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.<\/p>\n He had a photographic memory that was never developed.<\/p>\n When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.<\/p>\n And the cream of the crop: “Lexophile”\u00a0is a word used to\u00a0describe those that love using words in unique ways, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or\u00a0 “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best\u00a0 one is held every year. This year’s winning submission is … Continue reading From Mom<\/span>
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