{"id":5249,"date":"2014-03-20T03:10:12","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T09:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5249"},"modified":"2014-03-20T05:54:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-20T11:54:02","slug":"the-irish-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5249","title":{"rendered":"*The Irish Cop…*"},"content":{"rendered":"

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense.<\/p>\n

The Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”
\nLondon Lawyer says, “What for?”
\nIrish cop says,”Ye did nae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
\nLondon Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
\nIrish cop says, “Ye still did nae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”
\nLondon Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
\nIrish cop says, “The difference is, ye huv te come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration please!”<\/p>\n

London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and\u00a0registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”<\/span>
\nIrish cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”<\/p>\n

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle….\u00a0The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says,\u00a0<\/span>“Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow down?”<\/span><\/p>\n

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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun … Continue reading *The Irish Cop…*<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5249"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5254,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions\/5254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}