The Lone Ranger was ridng the prairie one day & met an Indian on a really nice horse followed by a dog and a sheep.<\/p>\n
The Ranger says, “Hey, Indian, that’s areal nice horse you got. Can I talk to him?”<\/p>\n
The Indian says, “Horse no talk!”<\/p>\n
The ranger says, “I’ll try….Hey horse, how’s it going? Does the Indian treat you good?”<\/p>\n
The horse says, “Yea he treats me good!”<\/p>\n
The Indian is dumbfounded.<\/p>\n
The Ranger says, “That’s a nice dog you got, can I talk to him?”<\/p>\n
The indian says, “Dog no talk!”<\/p>\n
The Ranger says, “Let me try…Hey, dog, How’s it going. Is the Indian good to you?”<\/p>\n
The dog says, “Yea, he treats me good. He’s a good guy.”<\/p>\n
The Indian is flabbergasted.<\/p>\n
The ranger says, “That’s anice sheep you got. Can I talk to him?”<\/p>\n
The Indian says, “SHEEP LIAR!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Lone Ranger was ridng the prairie one day & met an Indian on a really nice horse followed by a dog and a sheep. The Ranger says, “Hey, Indian, that’s areal nice horse you got. Can I talk to him?” The Indian says, “Horse no talk!” The ranger says, “I’ll try….Hey horse, how’s it … Continue reading The Lone Ranger<\/span>