A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot…<\/p>\n
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness… \u00a0Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the\u00a0<\/span>freeway. You’re going to be okay… you will walk again and everything,\u00a0<\/span>however, your penis was severed in the accident and we could not find it.”<\/span><\/p>\n The man groans, but the doctor goes on…<\/p>\n “You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the\u00a0technology to build a new penis. It will work great, but ‘it won’t come\u00a0<\/span>cheap!’… it’s roughly $1,000 an inch!”<\/span><\/p>\n The man perks up.<\/p>\n “So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want, but… I\u00a0understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is\u00a0something you should discuss with your wife… If you had a\u00a0<\/span>five-inched\u00a0<\/span>before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a\u00a0<\/span>nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she\u00a0<\/span>might be disappointed. It’s important that she plays a role in helping you\u00a0<\/span>make a decision.”<\/span><\/p>\n The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.<\/p>\n The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”<\/p>\n “Yes I have,” says the man.<\/p>\n “And has she helped you make a decision?”<\/p>\n “Yes” says the man.”<\/p>\n “What is your decision?” asks the doctor.<\/p>\n “We’re getting granite counter tops!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot… The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness… \u00a0Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the\u00a0freeway. You’re going to be okay… you will walk again and everything,\u00a0however, your penis was severed in the … Continue reading Penis Surgery<\/span>