Another big O joke:<\/p>\n
\n\nGeorge\u00a0Bush, Queen\u00a0Elizabeth, and\u00a0Vladimir\u00a0Putin\u00a0all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\n\n\n\n\nPutin\u00a0asks to call\u00a0Russia\u00a0and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so\u00a0Putin\u00a0writes him a check.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\nNext Queen\u00a0Elizabeth\u00a0calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\nFinally\u00a0George\u00a0Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When\u00a0Putin\u00a0hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\nThe devil smiles and replies, “Since\u00a0Obama\u00a0took over, the\u00a0country\u2019s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Another big O joke: George\u00a0Bush, Queen\u00a0Elizabeth, and\u00a0Vladimir\u00a0Putin\u00a0all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin\u00a0asks to call\u00a0Russia\u00a0and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost … Continue reading My mom hates obama<\/span>