{"id":5474,"date":"2014-04-14T07:11:18","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T13:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5474"},"modified":"2014-04-14T08:34:29","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T14:34:29","slug":"snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5474","title":{"rendered":"SNOW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We got some snow! Finally! Not much, but it puts some moisture back in the ground.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Erin&#8217;s back home. She came home yesterday and I forgot to announce &#8220;Happy Erinday!&#8221; Oh well, I&#8217;m a bad Pake. She has a big scratch on her face. Will, who has no driver&#8217;s license, was driving her around the ranch and he ran over a branch that snapped up and smacked her in the face. That brings up some questions in my mind:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why was he driving? I know, it&#8217;s on the ranch, but I doubt the car magically appeared on the ranch without using any roads.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How did the branch reach into the car? Was it so large and multi-limbed that it reached through the window? I doubt it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Was Erin leaning out the window? I&#8217;m thinking this is the most logical scenario.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If so, how fast was Will moving?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why wasn&#8217;t Erin in her carseat? Federal law requires that kids under certain weight and ages are always buckled into a carseat when the car is moving, even on private property. Oh yeah, Will doesn&#8217;t believe the government has any sway over him.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Must be nice to be Will.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now. Peace.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5476 aligncenter\" alt=\"IMG_1052\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1052.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5477 aligncenter\" alt=\"IMG_1053\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_1053.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got some snow! Finally! Not much, but it puts some moisture back in the ground. Erin&#8217;s back home. She came home yesterday and I forgot to announce &#8220;Happy Erinday!&#8221; Oh well, I&#8217;m a bad Pake. She has a big scratch on her face. Will, who has no driver&#8217;s license, was driving her around the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5474\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SNOW!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5474"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5479,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474\/revisions\/5479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}