{"id":5684,"date":"2014-05-14T01:13:15","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T07:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5684"},"modified":"2014-05-13T20:22:47","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T02:22:47","slug":"dont-tell-beppe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5684","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t tell Beppe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Erin:<\/span>\u00a0I just cleaned the sink.<br \/>\nMe: Is that why your face is wet?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Erin:\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Yes! Don&#8217;t tell Beppe!<\/span><\/span><br \/>\nMe: Why?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Erin:<\/span>\u00a0I just don&#8217;t want her to know.<br \/>\nMe: OK, I won&#8217;t tell her.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Erin:<\/span>\u00a0Pinky swear?<br \/>\nMe: Really?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Erin:\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\">PAKE!<\/span><\/span><br \/>\nMe: OK, pinky swear.<\/p>\n<p>Where does she get this shit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erin:\u00a0I just cleaned the sink. Me: Is that why your face is wet? Erin:\u00a0Yes! Don&#8217;t tell Beppe! Me: Why? Erin:\u00a0I just don&#8217;t want her to know. Me: OK, I won&#8217;t tell her. Erin:\u00a0Pinky swear? Me: Really? Erin:\u00a0PAKE! Me: OK, pinky swear. Where does she get this shit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5685,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5684\/revisions\/5685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}