{"id":5730,"date":"2014-05-20T07:43:48","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T13:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5730"},"modified":"2014-05-20T07:45:28","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T13:45:28","slug":"young-love-another-winner-from-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5730","title":{"rendered":"Young Love! ~ ~ another winner from Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to\u00a0get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.<\/span><\/p>\n

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,\u00a0“Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand\u00a0in marriage.”\u00a0Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well\u00a0Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”\u00a0Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “In\u00a0Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”<\/p>\n

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re
\nnot old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”<\/p>\n

Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks\u00a0a week. And I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, So\u00a0that should do us just fine.”<\/p>\n

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. “Well\u00a0Bruce, It seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one\u00a0more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little\u00a0children of your own?”<\/p>\n

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so
\nfar.”<\/p>\n

Mr.\u200b Johnson no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to\u00a0get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,\u00a0“Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want … Continue reading Young Love! ~ ~ another winner from Mom<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5732,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5730\/revisions\/5732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}