{"id":5860,"date":"2014-06-06T08:17:27","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T14:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5860"},"modified":"2014-06-06T08:18:21","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T14:18:21","slug":"the-fire-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5860","title":{"rendered":"The Fire This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">So today I get to sleep in.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">6:30 actually.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A virtual dream state sleep.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A bath seems in order, right?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I guess not. The intercom calls me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jeannie. There a car fire outside.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Is any of my property in danger?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Of course it is, they parked the burning car right by the propane tanks.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jump out of the tub<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dry my face.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Run naked through the house.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Throw on pants and a pair of slip ons.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Race outside.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They&#8217;re throwing water on the car. Water.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have $1000 worth of fire extinguishers all over the place and they&#8217;re using water.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Brian and I raise the hood.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hold the hood and he sprays the fire.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fire department arrived 45 minutes later.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">That&#8217;s a comforting fact, isn&#8217;t it?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I inhaled a small amount of toxic fumes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">At least I think it was toxic.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If there are no further posts after this one, you can assume that it was truly toxic.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A family of women were driving the car and they all got out OK. No one was hurt in anyway, thankfully.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know you&#8217;re all jealous of my life. The excitement is intoxicating.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a style=\"text-align: justify;\" href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1119.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-5861\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1119-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1119\" width=\"474\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1119-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1119-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1119-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I get to sleep in. 6:30 actually. A virtual dream state sleep. A bath seems in order, right? I guess not. The intercom calls me. Jeannie. There a car fire outside. &#8220;Is any of my property in danger?&#8221; Of course it is, they parked the burning car right by the propane tanks. 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