{"id":5933,"date":"2014-06-18T14:11:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T20:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5933"},"modified":"2014-06-18T14:11:31","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T20:11:31","slug":"from-mom-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5933","title":{"rendered":"From Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AN ILLEGAL POEM<br \/>\nby Illegal Immigrants<\/p>\n<p>I cross river,<br \/>\npoor and broke,<\/p>\n<p>Take bus,<br \/>\nsee employment folk.<\/p>\n<p>Nice man<br \/>\ntreat me good in there,<br \/>\nSay I need<br \/>\ngo see Welfare.<\/p>\n<p>Welfare say,<br \/>\n&#8216;You come no more,<\/p>\n<p>We send cash<br \/>\nright to your door.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Welfare checks,<br \/>\nthey make you wealthy,<\/p>\n<p>Medicaid<br \/>\nit keep you healthy!<\/p>\n<p>By and by,<br \/>\nGot plenty money,<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.<\/p>\n<p>Write to friends<br \/>\nin motherland,<\/p>\n<p>Tell them<br \/>\n&#8216;come, fast as you can&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>They come in buses<br \/>\nand Ford trucks,<\/p>\n<p>I buy big house<br \/>\nwith welfare bucks.<\/p>\n<p>They come here,<br \/>\nwe live together,<\/p>\n<p>More welfare checks,<br \/>\nit gets better!<\/p>\n<p>Fourteen families,<br \/>\nthey moving in,<\/p>\n<p>But neighbor&#8217;s patience<br \/>\nwearing thin.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, white guy<br \/>\nmoves away,<br \/>\n. .<br \/>\nI buy his house,<br \/>\nand then I say,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Find more aliens<br \/>\nfor house to rent.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>In my yard<br \/>\nI put a tent.<\/p>\n<p>Send for family<br \/>\nthey just trash,<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nBut they, too,<br \/>\ndraw welfare cash!<\/p>\n<p>Everything is<br \/>\nvery good,<br \/>\nSoon we own<br \/>\nwhole neighborhood..<\/p>\n<p>We have hobby<br \/>\nit called breeding,<\/p>\n<p>Welfare pay<br \/>\nfor baby feeding.<\/p>\n<p>Kids need dentist?<br \/>\nWife need pills?<\/p>\n<p>We get free!<br \/>\nWe got no bills!<\/p>\n<p>TAXPAYER crazy!<br \/>\nHe pay all year,<br \/>\nTo keep welfare<br \/>\nrunning here.<\/p>\n<p>We think America<br \/>\ndarn good place!<br \/>\nToo darn good<br \/>\nfor white man race.<\/p>\n<p>If they no like us,<br \/>\nthey can go,<br \/>\nGot lots of room<br \/>\nin Mexico .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AN ILLEGAL POEM by Illegal Immigrants I cross river, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, &#8216;You come no more, We send cash right to your door.&#8217; Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=5933\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">From Mom<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5933"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5933"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5935,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5933\/revisions\/5935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}