{"id":6147,"date":"2014-07-21T07:23:28","date_gmt":"2014-07-21T13:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=6147"},"modified":"2014-07-21T07:23:28","modified_gmt":"2014-07-21T13:23:28","slug":"my-mom-has-a-dirty-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=6147","title":{"rendered":"My mom has a dirty mind!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical\u00a0advertising in doctor&#8217;s offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get\u00a0first prize:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/light.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6149\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/light.jpg\" alt=\"light\" width=\"450\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/light.jpg 450w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/light-117x150.jpg 117w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/light-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0\u00a0e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;\u00a0he e-mailed back: &#8220;If light stay on more than\u00a04 hour, call\u00a0erectrician.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(<\/strong><strong>This made me laugh out roud)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical\u00a0advertising in doctor&#8217;s offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get\u00a0first prize: \u00a0 I\u00a0\u00a0e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;\u00a0he e-mailed back: &#8220;If light stay on more than\u00a04 hour, call\u00a0erectrician. (This made me laugh out roud)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6150,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6147\/revisions\/6150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}