{"id":6225,"date":"2014-07-30T07:55:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T13:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=6225"},"modified":"2014-07-30T07:55:23","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T13:55:23","slug":"mom-sending-sports-jokes-whats-going-on-with-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=6225","title":{"rendered":"Mom sending sports jokes? What&#8217;s going on with her?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #222222;\">A woman was playing golf \u00a0when she took a big swing and fell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The party waiting behind her was a group from \u00a0 Washington , DC that included Barack \u00a0Obama.<br \/>\n<br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/>Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her \u00a0feet.<br \/>\n<br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/>She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m Barack Obama and I hope you&#8217;ll vote Democratic in the next \u00a0election.<br \/>\n<br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/>She laughed and quickly said, &#8220;I fell on my ass, not my head.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was playing golf \u00a0when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from \u00a0 Washington , DC that included Barack \u00a0Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her \u00a0feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m Barack Obama and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=6225\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mom sending sports jokes? What&#8217;s going on with her?!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6226,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225\/revisions\/6226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}