A Mexican, an Arab and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
\nWhen the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
\npulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
\nHe says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to
\ndrink with the same one twice.’<\/p>\n
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
\n(cuz he’s a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
\nand shoots the glass to pieces.
\nHe says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses
\nthat we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’<\/p>\n
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
\nin one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
\nshoots the Mexican and the Arab.
\nCatching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
\nrefill, she says, ‘In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t
\nhave to drink with the same ones twice.’<\/p>\n
GOD Bless Texas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Mexican, an Arab and a Texas girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ … Continue reading Drinking with a Texas Girl<\/span>