#1 \u2013 Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day.<\/p>\n
#2 \u2013\u00a0How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it!\u00a0\u00a0Its now the overseas contingency operation.<\/p>\n
#3 \u2013\u00a0Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!<\/p>\n
#4 \u2013\u00a0How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?\u00a0\u00a05! Al Gore to insure it\u2019s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb\u00a0breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a person to bail out the home owner, an ACORN member to ensure that the right person changed the bulb, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.<\/p>\n
#5 \u2013\u00a0Why can\u2019t Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet.<\/p>\n
#6 \u2013\u00a0Some Republicans are saying that due to his current scandals, President Obama should be impeached. In response, Obama laughed and said, \u2018Two words fellas: President Biden.\u2019<\/p>\n
#7 \u2013\u00a0What do Obama and financial scam artists have in common? They both say \u201cyes we can,\u201d they both give hope, they both take your money, and they both will leave you penniless in the end.<\/p>\n
#8 \u2013\u00a0Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in Shanghai to debate climate change with Chinese government officials. I think she\u2019ll do fine. These negotiations always come down to whoever blinks first.<\/p>\n
#9 \u2013\u00a0How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? It\u2019s irrelevant; they still don\u2019t know they\u2019re in the dark!<\/p>\n
#10 \u2013\u00a0They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn\u2019t know where he was going. When he got there he didn\u2019t know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.<\/p>\n
#11 \u2013\u00a0What do you get when you offer a liberal a penny for his thoughts? Change.<\/p>\n
#12 \u2013\u00a0What\u2019s the difference between Bill Clinton and government bonds?\u00a0Government bonds will mature someday.<\/p>\n
#13 \u2013\u00a0What do you call a basement full of liberals?\u00a0A whine cellar.<\/p>\n
#14 \u2013\u00a0Nancy Pelosi has now been elected the new House minority leader. She was smiling from ear to ear, which is pretty impressive considering how far her ears have been pulled back.<\/p>\n
#15 \u2013\u00a0What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare? A URLologist.<\/p>\n
#16 \u2013\u00a0What\u2019s Obama\u2019s new slogan in these tough times? Spare Change You Can Believe In!<\/p>\n
#17 \u2013\u00a0Today is #CyberMonday, the day you can buy anything online. And by \u201canything,\u201d I mean anything but health insurance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
#1 \u2013 Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day. #2 \u2013\u00a0How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it!\u00a0\u00a0Its now the overseas contingency operation. #3 \u2013\u00a0Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we! #4 \u2013\u00a0How many democrats … Continue reading The 17 funniest one-liner jokes that only a conservative will understand<\/span>