{"id":7437,"date":"2014-11-12T13:10:16","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T20:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7437"},"modified":"2014-11-12T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T15:55:00","slug":"stuff-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7437","title":{"rendered":"Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I leave today to visit mom, the source of many of the jokes that you see in this blog. Funny is funny no matter where it&#8217;s from.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">This trip is different, I&#8217;m flying. Why you may ask? It&#8217;s my ass. Driving for long distances is starting to hurt my ass. 18 hours of driving vs. 3 hours of sitting on a plane? Guess what won this time!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Air miles made it an easy decision. Everyone else has been using my miles, so I figured it&#8217;s my turn. Tori, Erin, and Nina flew on my miles to Disney last week, I&#8217;ll finish them off on this trip.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My Citibank card gives me miles for using it and we use it at Sam&#8217;s Club to build miles fast. $1000 to $2000 per week has that shit piling up quickly.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Twice this weekend I had conversations about how poorly the president is being treated. I kill the chats with a reminder of the left&#8217;s treatment of Bush v.2 and the names he was called by them. But with Obama it&#8217;s racism, but with Bush it was just hatred. Assholes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It looks like we&#8217;re gonna lose another good employee. The welfare people told her she needed to quit us and find a real job. I may find that person and place her on the injured reserve list at the welfare office.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I got the iPhone 6 plus. It&#8217;s big, but I can read my books on it almost as easily as on my iPad. Lots of cool new features and I&#8217;m looking forward to activating the Apple Pay feature on it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We&#8217;re going to start taking Apple Pay here in the store soon too. It&#8217;s a win\/win upgrade to our services. It&#8217;s the future.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Andy and Debra are doing well.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tori and Michael seem to be doing well too.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everyone enjoying the cold? All our customers are bitching about how cold it is here. Sissies!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\">There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.<br \/>\nNeither one works.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I leave today to visit mom, the source of many of the jokes that you see in this blog. Funny is funny no matter where it&#8217;s from. This trip is different, I&#8217;m flying. Why you may ask? It&#8217;s my ass. Driving for long distances is starting to hurt my ass. 18 hours of driving vs. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7437\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stuff<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7438,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7437\/revisions\/7438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}