{"id":7586,"date":"2015-01-01T00:06:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T07:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7586"},"modified":"2015-01-01T13:50:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T20:50:05","slug":"welcome-to-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7586","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0Our Phones &#8211; Wireless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Cooking &#8211; Fireless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Cars &#8211; Keyless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Food &#8211; Fatless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Tires &#8211; Tubeless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Dress &#8211; Sleeveless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Youth &#8211; Jobless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Leaders &#8211; Shameless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Relationships &#8211; Meaningless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Attitudes &#8211; Careless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Babies &#8211; Fatherless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Feelings &#8211; Heartless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Education &#8211; Valueless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Children &#8211; Mannerless<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Country &#8211; Godless<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We are speechless,<br \/>\nCongress is clueless,<br \/>\nOur president is worthless,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m scared shitless.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Our Phones &#8211; Wireless Cooking &#8211; Fireless Cars &#8211; Keyless Food &#8211; Fatless Tires &#8211; Tubeless Dress &#8211; Sleeveless Youth &#8211; Jobless Leaders &#8211; Shameless Relationships &#8211; Meaningless Attitudes &#8211; Careless Babies &#8211; Fatherless Feelings &#8211; Heartless Education &#8211; Valueless Children &#8211; Mannerless Country &#8211; Godless We are speechless, Congress is clueless, Our president is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7586\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Welcome to 2015<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7586"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7730,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7586\/revisions\/7730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}