{"id":7643,"date":"2014-12-13T07:22:56","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T14:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7643"},"modified":"2014-12-13T08:25:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-13T15:25:18","slug":"saturdays-breaking-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7643","title":{"rendered":"Saturday&#8217;s Breaking News!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">OK, breaking news is a bit strong. I got nothing really, just the usual b.s. that rules our lives.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tori and Michael went out to dinner and a movie last night, and HE PAID. Must feel nice having the true definition of a boyfriend for once Tori? Your mother never paid when we were dating. for that matter, she still doesn&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Does that make Nina a cheapskate? Probably not.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday, Nina and I did Steaksmith again. Normally I do the primed rib, but I went for the filet and a baker. Nina did the fish as usual.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tonight we&#8217;re going to the Pearson&#8217;s house for a &#8220;getting to know you&#8221; dinner and meeting. They own the H-D dealership and this is an officer&#8217;s meeting.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Talk of snow out here. I&#8217;ll believe it when I see it. I&#8217;m pretty sure I could kill any chance of snow by getting my plow ready.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oh boy, the weatherliar said we could have as much as 1 foot of snow overnight!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tori just left. They had a nice time last night.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\">Over thinking kills your happiness.<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">One last edit to this posting. I am greatly disturbed by Tori&#8217;s new boyfriend&#8217;s name. Michael. Tori and Michael. Every time I hear that I think of Michael Levy, the lecherous bastard that lives near us. It&#8217;s just wrong. Tori, Michael needs to change his name. Sorry, but that&#8217;s the way it has to be.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dogcop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7647\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dogcop.jpg\" alt=\"dogcop\" width=\"400\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dogcop.jpg 400w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dogcop-150x105.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dogcop-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, breaking news is a bit strong. I got nothing really, just the usual b.s. that rules our lives. Tori and Michael went out to dinner and a movie last night, and HE PAID. Must feel nice having the true definition of a boyfriend for once Tori? Your mother never paid when we were dating. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saturday&#8217;s Breaking News!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7643"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7648,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643\/revisions\/7648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}