{"id":7718,"date":"2015-01-01T00:00:40","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T07:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7718"},"modified":"2014-12-29T10:07:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T17:07:02","slug":"my-new-years-resolutions-for-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7718","title":{"rendered":"My New Year’s Resolutions for 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Become more patient.<\/li>\n
  2. Stop shooting at cars bearing an Obama sticker.<\/li>\n
  3. Lose weight.<\/li>\n
  4. Buy more ammo. I’m pretty sure # 2 is impossible.<\/li>\n
  5. Ride more, ride farther, and ride\u00a0nude.<\/li>\n
  6. Buy more sunscreen.<\/li>\n
  7. Eat healthier.<\/li>\n
  8. Drink more booze! Four\u00a0drinks a week is not excessive.<\/li>\n
  9. Watch less TV.<\/li>\n
  10. Read more.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Become more patient. Stop shooting at cars bearing an Obama sticker. Lose weight. Buy more ammo. I’m pretty sure # 2 is impossible. Ride more, ride farther, and ride\u00a0nude. Buy more sunscreen. Eat healthier. Drink more booze! Four\u00a0drinks a week is not excessive. Watch less TV. Read more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7719,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7718\/revisions\/7719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}