{"id":7726,"date":"2014-12-31T13:11:52","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7726"},"modified":"2014-12-31T13:11:52","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:11:52","slug":"7726","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7726","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1.11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7727\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1.11.jpg\" alt=\"1.11\" width=\"707\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1.11.jpg 707w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1.11-150x20.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1.11-300x39.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 707px) 100vw, 707px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,?\u201dI notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there\u2019s too little left to be of any use?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cGood question ,\u201d noted the CFO. \u201cWe save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOh,\u201d replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But on he went, in his obnoxious way.?\u201dWhat about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what\u2019s left over after setting a cast on a patient?\u201d \u201cAh, yes,\u201d replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. \u201cWe save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI see,\u201d replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. \u201cWell,\u201d he went on, \u201cWhat do you do with all the foreskins left over from the circumcision surgeries?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cHere, too, we do not waste,\u201d answered the CFO. \u201cWhat we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,?\u201dI notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7726\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7728,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7726\/revisions\/7728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}