{"id":7734,"date":"2015-01-02T07:26:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T14:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7734"},"modified":"2015-01-02T07:26:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T14:26:59","slug":"day-2-year-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7734","title":{"rendered":"Day 2, Year 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Day one sucked. Boring and slow business. Holidays are a definite crap shoot in our lives. All the predicted snow never showed. The weatherliars have done it again. I&#8217;m sure they have a plausible excuse for their stupidity, but I&#8217;m sure that it&#8217;s all guess work and they are collecting a paycheck for sticking their privates out a window and seeing if they come back wet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tomorrow I&#8217;m betting that Jeannie pawned off the ML duty to the Oompa Loompa again, so I plan on going to Santa Fe and cruise the strip looking for hookers. (Just kidding, Santa Fe doesn&#8217;t have a strip and I have no clue where the hookers hang out) The other night Nina mentioned that Las Vegas has a hooker. If I recall it was during an episode of COPS where they were doing a hooker sweep. I asked her if she was cute and she looked at me like I was deranged. I guess I deserved that look as any LV hooker would be pretty much a worn out junkie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">OK, back to Saturday&#8217;s activities. I&#8217;ll probably go to Lithia and then Harley to annoy the sales staffs and entertain myself. May also head to Home Depot to check out the new year sales. I&#8217;ll probably eat at Panera&#8217;s. Or I may go to the ghost town with a friend. That would give me some exercise too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve just sat through 3 lawyer commercials on TV. I prefer the days when these ambulance chasers were banned from advertising. I think if that happens again I may jot down their numbers and call them all and ask for one of the other 2 lawyers. all three were annoying pukes.<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\">We were born naked, wet and hungry, and got slapped on our ass &#8211; then things just kept getting worse.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day one sucked. Boring and slow business. Holidays are a definite crap shoot in our lives. All the predicted snow never showed. The weatherliars have done it again. I&#8217;m sure they have a plausible excuse for their stupidity, but I&#8217;m sure that it&#8217;s all guess work and they are collecting a paycheck for sticking their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=7734\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Day 2, Year 2015<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7735,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734\/revisions\/7735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}