Two medical students were walking along the street when they\u00a0\u00a0 saw an old man\u00a0walking with his legs spread apart, stiff-legged and\u00a0\u00a0 walking slowly.<\/p>\n
One student said: ”\u00a0I’m sure that old man\u00a0\u00a0 has Peltry Syndrome\u00a0\u201d.<\/p>\n
The other says: ”\u00a0No, I don’t think so.\u00a0\u00a0 The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome\u00a0. \u201d<\/p>\n
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned\u00a0\u00a0 in class.”<\/p>\n
Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man.<\/p>\n
“We’re medical\u00a0\u00a0 students and couldn’t help\u00a0notice the way you walk, but we couldn’t\u00a0\u00a0 agree on the syndrome you might have.<\/p>\n
Could you tell us what it is\u00a0?”<\/p>\n
The old man said, “I’ll tell you, but\u00a0\u00a0 first you tell me what you two fine med students think\u00a0.”<\/p>\n
The first student said, “I think its Peltry Syndrome\u00a0.”<\/p>\n
The old man said, “You\u00a0\u00a0 thought – but you are wrong\u00a0.”<\/p>\n
The other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome\u00a0.”<\/p>\n
The old man said, “You\u00a0\u00a0 thought – but you are wrong\u00a0.”<\/p>\n
So they asked him, “Well,\u00a0\u00a0 what do you have\u00a0?”<\/p>\n
The old man said, “I thought it was\u00a0\u00a0 \u2018gas\u2019 but I was wrong, too\u00a0!”<\/p>\n
THANKS MOM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two medical students were walking along the street when they\u00a0\u00a0 saw an old man\u00a0walking with his legs spread apart, stiff-legged and\u00a0\u00a0 walking slowly. One student said: ”\u00a0I’m sure that old man\u00a0\u00a0 has Peltry Syndrome\u00a0\u201d. The other says: ”\u00a0No, I don’t think so.\u00a0\u00a0 The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome\u00a0. \u201d He walks slowly and his … Continue reading Growing old sucks!<\/span>