{"id":8089,"date":"2015-03-08T00:37:26","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T07:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8089"},"modified":"2015-03-07T07:38:28","modified_gmt":"2015-03-07T14:38:28","slug":"missing-2-front-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8089","title":{"rendered":"Missing: 2 Front Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old sow came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cHey sexy, how about giving me your number.\u201d\u00a0I looked at her and said, \u201dHave you got a pen.\u201d\u00a0She said, \u201cI sure do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, \u201c Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you\u2019re missing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My dental surgery is on Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old sow came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, \u201cHey sexy, how about giving me your number.\u201d\u00a0I looked at her and said, \u201dHave you got a pen.\u201d\u00a0She said, \u201cI sure do.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8089\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Missing: 2 Front Teeth<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8089"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8091,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8089\/revisions\/8091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}