{"id":8093,"date":"2015-03-09T00:28:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-09T06:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8093"},"modified":"2015-03-07T17:29:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T00:29:22","slug":"jokes-to-offend-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8093","title":{"rendered":"JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?\u00a0<\/span>
\nJuan on Juan\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What is a Yankee?\u00a0<\/span>
\nThe same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?\u00a0<\/span>
\nThe position of the dirt bag.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why is divorce so expensive?\u00a0<\/span>
\nBecause it’s worth it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why is air a lot like sex?\u00a0<\/span>
\nBecause it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What do you call a smart blonde?\u00a0<\/span>
\nA golden retriever.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What do attorneys use for birth control?\u00a0<\/span>
\nTheir personalities.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?\u00a0<\/span>
\n10 years and 45 lbs\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?\u00a0<\/span>
\n45 minutes\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?\u00a0<\/span>
\nThrough his chest with a sharp knife.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why do men want to marry virgins?\u00a0<\/span>
\nThey can’t stand criticism.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?\u00a0<\/span>
\nBecause those men already have boyfriends.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?\u00a0<\/span>
\nAfter a year, the dog is still excited to see you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?\u00a0<\/span>
\nThe same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?\u00a0<\/span>
\nA porcupine has the pricks on the outside.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?\u00a0<\/span>
\n“Are you sure it’s mine?”\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?\u00a0<\/span>
\nMace will do that to you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?\u00a0<\/span>
\nBecause on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?\u00a0<\/span>
\nA different pub.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?\u00a0<\/span>
\nA speech impediment\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?\u00a0<\/span>
\nA southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?\u00a0<\/span>
\nGet another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?\u00a0 Juan on Juan\u00a0 What is a Yankee?\u00a0 The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.\u00a0 What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?\u00a0 The position of the dirt bag.\u00a0 Why is divorce so expensive?\u00a0 Because it’s worth it.\u00a0 Why is air … Continue reading JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE\u00a0<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8094,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093\/revisions\/8094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}