One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing \u00a0in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…
\nSatan: \u00a0“Why so glum?”
\nBiker : “What do you think? I’m in \u00a0hell!”
\nSatan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun \u00a0down here. You a drinking man?”
\nBiker : “Sure, I love to \u00a0drink.”
\nSatan: “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On \u00a0Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Bourbon, Scotch, rum, gin, tequila,\u00a0wine, beer. All top shelf. We drink ’til we throw up and then \u00a0we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a \u00a0hangover, because you’re dead anyway.”
\nBiker : “Gee that \u00a0sounds great!”
\nSatan: “You a smoker?”
\nBiker : “You better \u00a0believe it.”
\nSatan: “All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get \u00a0the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. \u00a0If you get cancer, no biggie, you’re already dead, \u00a0remember?”
\nBiker : “Wow…that’s awesome!”
\nSatan: “I bet you \u00a0like to gamble.”
\nBiker : “Why, yes, as a matter of fact I \u00a0do.”
\nSatan: “Good,’cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you \u00a0want. \u00a0Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you \u00a0go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.”
\nBiker \u00a0: \u00a0“Cool!”
\nSatan: “What about Drugs?”
\nBiker : “Are you \u00a0kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…?”
\nSatan: “That’s right! \u00a0Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or \u00a0smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a cigar. You can do all the \u00a0drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.”
\nBiker : “Wow! I \u00a0never realized Hell was such a cool place!”
\nSatan: “You \u00a0gay?”
\nBiker : “No…”
\nSatan: “Ooooh, then Fridays are gonna be \u00a0tough…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing \u00a0in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil… Satan: \u00a0“Why so glum?” Biker : “What do you think? I’m in \u00a0hell!” Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun \u00a0down here. You a drinking man?” … Continue reading Biker goes to hell<\/span>