{"id":8602,"date":"2015-06-16T20:59:32","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T02:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8602"},"modified":"2015-06-16T21:00:14","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T03:00:14","slug":"michaels-new-bike-other-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8602","title":{"rendered":"Michael&#8217;s New Bike &#038; Other Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">He bought a Harley today.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Three minutes after he bought it, he dropped it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I won&#8217;t kid him about it, we all drop our bikes eventually.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Shrug it off and move on Michael.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Right now we have sideways rain happening.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I get a gift card for referring him to the dealership! WIN!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m not feeling well right now.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">ML has crossed over. \u00a0No, she didn&#8217;t die, she went from nutty as a fruit cake to batshit crazy.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I spent 30 minutes with her today telling her to die. OK, I was not that blunt, but she was asking about her family and I told her that they all died and were waiting for her on the other side. She then asked me, &#8220;the other side of what?&#8221; I wanted to punch her but that would require touching her<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He bought a Harley today. Three minutes after he bought it, he dropped it. I won&#8217;t kid him about it, we all drop our bikes eventually. Shrug it off and move on Michael. Right now we have sideways rain happening. I get a gift card for referring him to the dealership! WIN! I&#8217;m not feeling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8602\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Michael&#8217;s New Bike &#038; Other Shit<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8602"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8603,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8602\/revisions\/8603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}