Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.<\/p>\n
MAN: “Hello?”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”<\/p>\n
MAN: “Yes.”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $500. Is it okay if I buy it?”<\/p>\n
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one I really, really liked.”<\/p>\n
MAN: “How much?”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “$80,000”<\/p>\n
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras.”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $1,500,000.”<\/p>\n
MAN: “Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than $1,250,000.”<\/p>\n
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”<\/p>\n
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”<\/p>\n
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment. Then he smiles and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello?” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” … Continue reading Good one!<\/span>