{"id":8989,"date":"2015-08-28T08:03:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T14:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8989"},"modified":"2015-08-28T08:05:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T14:05:29","slug":"8989","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8989","title":{"rendered":"Irish Nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/nuns.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8990\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/nuns.jpg\" alt=\"nuns\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/nuns.jpg 640w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/nuns-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/nuns-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!&#8221; shouts one of the drunks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think they know who we are; show them your cross.&#8221;<br \/>\n<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nSister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, &#8220;Piss off, ya fookin&#8217; little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, &#8220;Did that sound cross enough?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. &#8220;Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!&#8221; shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think they know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=8989\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Irish Nuns<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8989"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8989"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8992,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8989\/revisions\/8992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}