ANGLO\/SAXON WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
\nSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
\nThird date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.<\/p>\n
IRISH WOMEN:\u00a0<\/b>
\nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
\nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
\n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<\/p>\n
ITALIAN WOMEN:\u00a0<\/b>
\nFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
\nSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
\nThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
\n5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
\n6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.<\/p>\n
CHINESE WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
\nSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
\nThird date: You don’t even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.<\/p>\n
INDIAN WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst date: Meet her parents.
\nSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
\nThird date: Wedding night.<\/p>\n
BLACK WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
\nSecond Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
\nThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
\nTenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone else.<\/p>\n
MEXICAN WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
\nSecond Date: She’s pregnant.
\nThird Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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JEWISH WOMEN:<\/b>
\nFirst Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
\nSecond Date: You take a loan to keep the image.
\nThird Date: You’re broke, she finds someone wealthier.<\/p>\n
ARAB WOMEN:\u00a0<\/b>
\nFirst Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
\nSecond Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
\nNo third date!<\/p>\n
The POINT?<\/p>\n
‘DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE IRISH ?\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
ANGLO\/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN:\u00a0 First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second … Continue reading The Dating Guide<\/span>