{"id":9508,"date":"2015-12-16T06:47:33","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T13:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=9508"},"modified":"2015-12-16T06:47:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-16T13:47:33","slug":"ho-ho-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=9508","title":{"rendered":"Ho Ho Ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This year I will be Santa Claus at SFH-D. The guy that originally agreed to do it backed out. I&#8217;ve just finish with my demands for doing this. Well, it&#8217;s just one demand. I want elves. Girl elves. Cute girl elves. In stupid elf costumes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">An hour after the Santa thing, we have a Christmas party for the Old Fartz. I&#8217;m looking forward to it since the HOG party was so much fun and there&#8217;s going to be many of the same people there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Heading to SF to day to try on the santa suit and pick up some stuff I ordered. I may luck out and the suit doesn&#8217;t fit, but I&#8217;m not holding my breath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year I will be Santa Claus at SFH-D. The guy that originally agreed to do it backed out. I&#8217;ve just finish with my demands for doing this. Well, it&#8217;s just one demand. I want elves. Girl elves. Cute girl elves. In stupid elf costumes. An hour after the Santa thing, we have a Christmas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=9508\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ho Ho Ho<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9509,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9508\/revisions\/9509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}