Attending Church in Chicago

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, We decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as we sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to us. I don’t know why, maybe it was because we were the only white people in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”  I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said to
me: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.” Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold:
My Car Was Gone!