Larry the fighter pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 7th grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Larry says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs.

I’ll find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion inParis, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card.
And all the while, I’ll be banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Larry’s whore”

I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.