The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife of her employer was very upset about this.

Wife: “Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?”

Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons. The first is I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez I am better cook.”

Wife: “Who said you were a better cook?”

Maria: “Jor huzban did.”

Wife: “Oh he did, did he??”

Maria: “The third reason is I am better at sex than you.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No, Senora, Jose the gardener did.”