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Just a former garbageman living in New Mexico selling crap to tourists and locals alike.

General Harley Stuff

Well, I knocked off another newsletter & I’ve already started on the May & June editions. If you’re interested in reading the newsletter, you can click here. In fact if you decide to follow that link, you’ll be on the new HOG website for our chapter. Poke around and see what we got going on.

While I didn’t create the website, it’s my responsibility to update it and add new content. JJ and his crew created the site and his company website is www.jjoseph.net. I highly recommend his services if you need a full service website.

I spent some time today @ the SFH-D and had a great time. If you spend more than a half hour there, you’ll most likely see quite a few people you know. In warmer times the meet ups could lead to a ride and lunch and more. I talked to many people and had a great time.

Hillary Clinton makes a presentation at a gifted school

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.  “Kenneth,” he says.

“And what is your question, Kenneth?” she asks.

“I have three questions,” he says.
“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?
“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
“And, third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess.  Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says,  “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time.
Who has a question?”

A different boy — little Johnny — puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
“Johnny,” he says.

“And what is your question, Johnny?” she asks.

“I have five questions,” he says.

“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?
“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
“Third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
“Fourth — why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
“And, fifth — where’s Kenneth?”

Wind to die for.

Yesterday, we had a fatal accident just a few miles from us. A car with 2 women in it was blown so hard that it pushed the driver off the road and they rolled several times once they left the pavement. The driver didn’t survive, but the passenger received only minor injuries.

No matter how many times I see a body at an accident scene, it brings home the fact that it takes just a moment of inattention to end things. I talked to the officers that were on the scene when some of them stopped at the store once it the scene was called and one of them new the dead lady. She was local. Too bad,

Harley-Davidson

I start work with Murrae on Tuesday at the range. We’re going to repaint all the lines on the range. While I’m there, my bike will be in the shop getting a new front tire. While I can’t be paid for the work I’m doing yet, they do compensate “interns” with gift cards. That plus my points from my H-D credit card and store points should ease the pain of the new tire somewhat.

On the 31st, I will be on the range learning the range routine. Once the MSF gets their head outta their ass, I will be sent away for that training. No one has a clue when that will happen. I guess once I hear a big popping sound coming from the direction of Albuquerque I’ll know that it will happen soon.

Family

Erin, Nina, and I are all sick. Cold/flu/allergies or the plague, it doesn’t matter, we’re all miserable. We all hope to survive.

Easter?

Easter Sunday is this weekend. It kinda snuck up on me. It should be interesting with our new hours. In theory we should close down, but we usually do good being the only store in the valley. Happy Easter?

Famous Presidential Lies

 

LBJ:
None of our boys will die on foreign soil

Nixon:
I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
Read my lips – No New Taxes

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:

  • I will have the most transparent administration in history.
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that!
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
  • It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • Obama Care will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
  • It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
  • I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
  • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
  • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
  • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
  • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of all:

  • “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

I believe we have a winner