I’ve been getting FB notices from Sturgis this past month and I thought I’d dump some pictures of it here. I hope you enjoy them. I’ve only posted the ones that were PG.

I’ll take the jet bike!

• Erin leaves today.
• Yes, it’s one day early.
• It’s because of our trip east.
• Leaving 7:00 a.m. Saturday.
• Picking Erin up at 8:00 a.m.
• Should arrive late Sunday or early Monday.

• Don’t care.
• Never will.
• I don’t understand why the U.S. is so worked up over this shit.
• I wish it could stop polluting my TV.

Home-Made-Weed-Be-Gone
1 Gal Vinegar
2 Cups Epson Salt
1/4 Cup Dawn Dish Soap (Blue Original)
Mix and spray in the morning after the dew has evaporated and all will be dead by dinner time. It will kill anything it’s sprayed on.

Cheaper and less toxic to pets than anything you can buy!

• Nina heads to the doctor tomorrow morning to have her wrist examined.
• She’s been walking around like a civil rights activist since her surgery, her right hand raised up in a fist. Doctor told her to keep it elevated and Nina does what they say.
• Me? I would have removed the bandages and possibly the stitches by now.
• We’ve had some rain lately, some substantial and all of it much needed.
• Erin is back with us! She’s such a good kid.
• We leave for Michigan on Saturday with a possible arrival on Sunday or Monday.
• She’s getting nervous about leaving. She’s gonna miss her mommy and her Beppe and her dogs and her fish and they’ll all miss her.
• Banking this morning. We had a great weekend. The rain didn’t detract from the 3 day 4th weekend at all since it was later in the day.
• Breakfast at the Spic this morning. Join us if you wish. Pay you own way though.
• Yesterday, a customer locked his keys in his car while fueling up. I’m sorry if you’ve ever done this and my next comment offends you.  What kind of stupid do you have to be to leave your keys in a car that automatically locks the doors? And what’s worse is the dumb asses that leave their keys in the ignition and lock the doors themselves. That is a level of stupid that raises the bar for all other morons.
• Anyway, it became my fault that this happened because I was unable and unwilling to unlock his car with my break-in kit. I can’t break into newer cars. The manufacturers have made using slim jims almost impossible. I offered to break his window, but he didn’t like that idea. He was here for a few hours.
• Oh yeah, there’s even a second layer of stupidity to this fool. He bought the car and it came with only one set of keys and he never thought to have a second set made.
• Have a great day people!

  

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This is one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in a while.  Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble.  Wait till you see the last one! It’s going to be hard to top because it fits to a “T”.

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY….
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
When you rearrange the letters:
“An Arab Backed Imposter”

Bet your friends haven’t seen this one!