Just because I’m too lazy to create something different today.

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, We decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as we sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to us. I don’t know why, maybe it was because we were the only white people in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”  I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said to
me: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.” Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold:
My Car Was Gone!

During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, “Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?”

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded,
“We’ve found a very secure place and I’m certain they won’t be found.”

“And just where is that?” said the reporter sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.”

The Veteran’s Day Parade caused my bike to overheat and fry my front cylinder. They’re working on it now. I hope to have it back before the weekend.