Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

Today

suicide

Yes I’m doing this. It should be a real madhouse. the sponsors are estimating between 200 – 400 bikers to attend. We don’t have enough road captains. The store’s event’s coordinator was been MIA while training for her new job, but she’s supposed to be there today. We’re supposed to lead them to the #1 spot for suicide in NM, the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge. Depending on how this goes, I may jump.

It’s a good cause, but RT needs to realize our limitations.  We only have a small # of road captains.

Cloudy with rain predicted.

Since we’re in a no rain pattern lately, this is anticipated by most people. I think I heard that we’ve had 100+ days without measurable moisture.  I guess we need it, so I’ll leave my bike parked today.

I’ve cut back on the Scrabble and WWF games I’ve been playing. I’ll pick up the slack later, but right now I am just going to stay at the current level.

This weekend was have 2 rides happening. I’m not looking forward to the Saturday ride, there’s supposed to be 200 to 400 riders on that ride and the dealership’s event coordinator is in training for a new job and her replacement/assistant is too new to deal with that many people.

The Sunday ride is a chapter ride and we’re doing lunch in Las Vegas and having a tour of Fort Union near Watrous. This should be a fun ride.

Good Morning.

  1. Erin is back where she belongs.
  2. I hurt my knee on Saturday. It’s feeling better each day.
  3. I worked the SFHD dealer demo ride event. It was fun.
  4. I did not hurt my knee there. I did it walking up stairs.
  5. I probably did about 60+ miles of demo rides Saturday.
  6. It was hectic, but fun. Saw quite a few friends. Good times.
  7. Maggie has accepted her place in our family. At the start, she was anxious when we left, but now she knows it’s all part of our lives and she’s fine with it. Her and Erin are very close, more so than Erin & Duh are. Maggie is such a gentle animal.
  8. With Joe Griego back in custody, I’m now hoping he doesn’t get bail. He’s a junkie and when released he’ll need to get high and we stand to be the most logical place to get money.
  9. Did you watch the Country Music Awards? I didn’t. I never watch those things. Country, Rock, or whatever, I am not interested. I only mention it because the news station I watch has been talking about that crap for the past 10 minutes. Dumb asses.
  10. Nina’s starting to feel human again. Other than her morning coughing fit, she’s sounding downright healthy.
  11. Today’s election comment: Mo matter who wins, we’re screwed.

The guy that stole our ATM . . .

. . . . is back in jail.

Let’s roll it back a few years. Joe Griego broke into our store a few years back and stole our ATM. He did it in 47 seconds. I was impressed actually, but I still pressed charges. He got caught, arrested, offered a deal, turned it down, was convicted, sentenced to 7 years with no parole, and just got out a couple of months ago. We got a restitution check from him, $10, the first of many promised checks to reimburse us for our losses.

Coming back to today. A couple of weeks ago the Romeroville gas station was robbed at gunpoint. Today, Joe was arrested for that crime. It appears that he did not learn a lesson. It also appears that we will not be getting any more checks from him.

Since I’ve been carrying a pistol anytime I’m here, I’m glad he didn’t chose us to rob again.

Just another day at the store. . .

  • A domestic in the parking lot.
  • She’s a banshee, screaming at everyone. Doing donuts in the parking lot.
  • Threatened me before speeding away throwing stones at me with her tires.
  • He’s apologizes, but I tell him that she’s not welcome here anymore.
  • Cops come and want the video.
  • I give it to them and they run me through the system. Maybe because she was less than pleased that I was carrying.
  • They left.
  • Peace has descended on the property again, but Tori is still my daughter and I’m sure it will not last. Sorry Tort.

Charley Reese’s Final Column

 

Charley Reese’s Final Column

545 vs. 300,000,000 People

– By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don’t propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don’t have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don’t write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don’t set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don’t control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don’t care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator’s responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Paul Ryan. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility.. I can’t think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan .

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like “the economy”,”inflation,” or “politics” that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.

They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.

Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.

We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess.

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

What you do with this article now that you have read it is up to you. This might be funny if it weren’t so true. Be sure to read all the way to the end:

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
Taxes to pass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid…

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt & had the largest middle class in the world.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN.