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B.S. & Political Ridicule

THE NEW AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE – GET ON BOARD

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids all you have to do is follow these proven steps:

  1. Don’t marry her!
  1. Always use your mom’s address to get your mail.
  1. The guy buys a house.
  1. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
  1. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
  1. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay for family insurance.
  1. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
  1. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
  1. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
  1. Girlfriend get free utilities.
  1. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail.
  1. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
  1. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal   and is being executed now by millions of people.

A  married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.

An  unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!

Any idea why the country is $18 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting on their ass letting the other half pay their way???

B.S. & Political Ridicule, Words of Wisdom

Another Sunday

  • Erin returns today. I always feel better when she’s back here. Too much stupid in Dilia, both in her father and grandmother.
  • Will was arrested for DUI last weekend. Not his first. I believe it was his third, but Tori says second. I’ll have it checked out sometime this week.
  • Neither his mother or brother bailed him out. He had to beg the money from his grandmother. His mother couldn’t bail him out and his brother wouldn’t bail him out.
  • Nina and I will head out this morning, but not sure if it will be with 2 wheels or 4 wheels. Depends on the weather.
  • The sun is still MIA and it’s almost 6 a.m. The morning temps are pretty cool lately with yesterday’s temperature @ 44°.
  • Places in Colorado have seen snow already. Early fall? Early winter? Heavy snows? Time will tell.
  • I’m looking forward to fall. Over the years I’ve decided that fall is my favorite season. Cooler temperatures, less insects, beautiful scenery and most recently – ideal riding weather.
  • john just arrived at work, and I need to make sure that he is aware of what I need him to do today. Tori, you need to come over when you wake up.
  • Peace
B.S. & Political Ridicule

An early and late motorcycle day

  • Meeting to HOG members at a gas station near El Dorado today. Meeting @ 9:00 a.m. and we’re heading to Madrid for coffee.
  • This evening we’re having a road captain’s training class/meeting at the dealership classroom. We’ll meet @ 6:00 p.m. and we’re expected to be there until 8:00.
  • We have no rides scheduled for this weekend, which is a good thing since they predict rain starting tomorrow.
  • Our next ride is to Moriarty south of I-40. We’re talking a pre-ride during the week sometime. That should be a very small group due to the fact it’s unscheduled.
  • Because of the newsletter, I’ve been given the nickname of “Scoop” by Rick. I’m not sure if I’m on board with it.

 

B.S. & Political Ridicule

20 Dumbest Students Ever.

20 Dumbest Students Ever.

1. “Why don’t the terrorist countries have to follow the constitution?”

2. “During WWI why were all of the women slaving away making shells for the war when they could have just gone to the beach and gotten them from there?”

3. “So all 435 representatives live in one house?”

4. Professor: so who can tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Girl: Oh. my. god. I love that movie.

5. “If we have weapons that can blow up the entire world, how come no one has used them?”

6. “If China is ahead of us by like a day, why didn’t they warn us about 9/11?”

7. “Hey do you know what day the professor hands out the textbook?”

8. “Sorry I’m late, would you mind starting over?”

9. Professor: What was the name of the Indian that helped guide Lewis and Clark?
Student: Sohcahtoa?

10. “Rice grows in fields? I thought it was made from chipped potatoes…”

11. “I have a note from my mom can I get an extension?”

12. Professor: You have 90 minutes for this exam.
Student: You told us we have an hour and a half!

13. In class we were discussing the hole in the ozone layer. Some girl blurts out “oh! That is the hole that the space shuttle flies through, right?”

14. We were discussing forest fires that were going on somewhere in the Midwest at the time, and a girl asked “How can the fires keep burning for more than one day? Do they start back up again every morning?”

15. English professor was collecting food and stuff to send to Japan after the tsunami, namely rice.
Girl raised her hand and asked if it was to soak up all the water.

16. Biology Professor: Look at the person sitting next to you. You share 99% of your DNA with them.
Student: Omg! Is that why you did the seating chart this way?

17. “Did Albert Einstein invent electricity? Or did he just discover it?”

18. “If a bear and a deer were the last things on earth, would they mate?”

19. During a lecture on greenhouse effects, a student raised their hand and asked “Why wouldn’t they just stop building greenhouses?!”

20. Freshman bio class, talking about DNA damage via free radicals and how some foods have antioxidants. Obnoxious super tan girl in front row: “So, like, how many blueberries should I eat if I, like, tan twice a week?”

B.S. & Political Ridicule

Whiskey Died This Morning.

Whiskey died at the vet today. It was heart failure, but the vet was unsure of why. I will miss the big guy, but we’re unsure if we will get another dog.  Erin took all the pictures on this page.

For those that read this blog that don’t know the history of Whiskey, he was a rescue that we adopted from our parking lot. He was living on our property for about 6 months before I could get my hands on him. On the coldest day of the year, he was sleeping by the front door taking what little heat he could from the crack between the doors. I unlocked the doors and tried to coax him inside. He didn’t fall for that and I had to bribe his sorry ass into the store with 4 Slim Jims. It was the 4th one that caused him to let me touch him.

He was a great addition to our family and he will be missed. Erin must be devastated. She and him were best friends and she would lay on him while watching TV in the living room. I can’t write anymore.

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B.S. & Political Ridicule

Lots of stuff

  • Andy’s in Oregon fighting forest fires.
  • Larry Kooy is in the hospital. 25% heart function. Doesn’t look good.
  • Great time @ beth & Nancy’s last night for dinner.
  • Ran into John & Judy after dinner this evening.
  • Meeting John for lunch on Tuesday.
  • Church this a.m.  Twice in 2 days and not one roof fell on me.
  • Played Scrabble IRL this afternoon.
  • Knocked off about 8 out of 15 pages of September’s HOG newsletter this evening.
  • Whiskey is in a bad way. Nina has him at the vet. If it’s not an infection, I doubt I’ll see him again. If it’s an infection, he should be fine.
  • Dat’s all.