Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

Mother Walks In On Her Daughter-In-Law. Then Responds With This.

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.

She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.

“What are you doing?!” she asks.

“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in- law explains.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaims.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law answers.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can’t get enough of me!”

The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.

When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asks.

“This is my love dress,” she whispers sensually.

“Needs ironing,” he says. “What’s for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.

Misc. B.S.

  • Bringing some comfort items to the Pearson’s today. Should make things easier for David. No, Southern Comfort is not what I meant.
  • David is recovering from surgery and should be home tomorrow. Surgery on his ankle was done on Tuesday and took place in Santa Fe instead of Boulder or Taos. A plus in David’s mind was the surgeon is a biker.
  • Working on the chapter newsletter this morning. I filled another page and still have 7 pages needing content. While it seems like a lot of work to fill them, we have the Rough Rider Rally on the 24th -26th where I’ll grab some pictures and content from attendees.
  • I led my first ride yesterday and I’m supposed to lead a ride on Sunday. Yesterday was an Old Fartz ride and Sunday is a chapter ride to Red River. Sunday’s ride may be handed off to a more experienced road captain.
  • Rough Rider Motorcycle Rally in just over a week away. Three days of biker related things and parties. SFH-D will be there and the chapter will be providing volunteers to run the biker games. Biker games, sounds sorta vague, but they really are just games.
  • Erin, Tori, and Michael are scheduled to leave Michigan today and head to Illinois. Brookfield Zoo is on their schedule and on Saturday they pick up Tori’s Harley from Ed’s dealership.
  • The weatherliar is predicting more and major rains. They’re all idiots.

Premium coming tomorrow, along with 7000 gallons of regular.

8500 gallons of gas coming tomorrow morning first thing! That should hold us for a few days. Talking to Ed, this is not going away soon. We can expect rationing to all stations in Northern NM for the next several weeks.

OTHER STUFF. . . .

I was out on the bike for several hours today, mostly running errands. I did stop at SFH-D this morning to find out how David was and was told that he was in surgery at that time. Plans to take him to Boulder o have his ankle rebuilt was shot down because the surgeon had no trauma experience. The surgeon in Taos was unavailable for some reason. The surgeon in Santa Fe just happened to be a biker and that made David comfortable having the surgery here.

Had lunch in Pecos today and enjoyed the special. Breakfast was in Las Vegas. Dinner?  Not sure yet, but I’m thinking it will include Andy and Debra. Nina’s working them like crazy.

Made a drug run to Vegas this AM because Nina forgot there were filled prescriptions at WallyWorld. No big deal, I took the bike. Nice day to ride. At breakfast I talked to other business men in the area, guys that are there daily but leave Nina and I to eat in peace. with her absent, they wanted to talk. Even months later people still ask questions about the shooting. Oh well.

Summer!  Enjoy!

Political Correctness 70 Years Ago?

I didn’t know they had the same problem 70 years ago.

For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or say, have been stymied by that modern term referred to as
‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’.. Although I considermyself reasonably fluent in English, that term was not in my vocabulary. Curiosity got the better of me so I decided to do a little research, and after two weeks of chasing fruitless leads, I found what I’d been looking for at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence Missouri. An unnamed source there sent me copies of four telegrams between then-President Harry Truman and Gen. Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the WW2 Surrender Agreement in September 1945. The contents of those four telegrams below are exactly as received at the end of the war – not a word has been added or deleted!

(1)
Tokyo, Japan
0800-September 1,1945
To:President Harry S Truman
From:General D A MacArthur

Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign
the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

(2)
Washington, D C
1300-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur
From: H S Truman

Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your
obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of
the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks
are fundamentally not politically
correct!

(3)
Tokyo, Japan
1630-September 1, 1945
To: H S Truman
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused,
exactly what does the term politically correct mean?

(4)
Washington, D C
2120-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
From: H S Truman

Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it
is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean
end!

Now, with special thanks to the Truman Museum and Harry himself, you and I finally have a full understanding of what ‘POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS’ really means…..

No Gas! No Shit!

For some strange reason there is a gas shortage here in Northern New Mexico. One refinery shut down for maintenance, another down due to a malfunction, and the last is always shut down on weekends. We’ve been without gas now for about 18 hours.

Ed tells me that I may get a partial load today, 2000+ gallons of regular or I may even get a full load of regular, 8500 gallons, but premium may be in short supply. He’s going to get us what he can.

Ride Report

We took off from Santa Fe HD and headed north to the High Road to Taos and wended our way to Angel Fire and Zeb’s Restaurant. We did the 50/50 and other drawings before lunch. Nina won a hat and a cup and I took the 50/50. $43.00. Lunch was very good and reasonable too. Zeb’s has a really nice menu and from what Bill said, they’d do custom foods too. There were 12 of us on the ride and we had a nice ride up and a great time at lunch.