Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

Only 363 more days until Christmas!

I had such a great time this year for Christmas, which we celebrated on the 24th as usual. Erin got the most for Christmas, I got the least. Someone please explain to why the littlest gets the most and the largest gets the least? Doesn’t seem right, right?

John got here just now. Gotta like a guy that gets here early for his shift every single day! Twice late and I ripped him, never been late since then. Good guy John is.

Christmas Day was just another day. Duller than usual since all TV was Christmas shows, all of which I’ve seem many times in the past. January 2 life returns to normal. S.S.D.D.

Well, I need to leave home again today. Gina, John’s mom, is caring for ML today. I’ve written about her before, so no sense repeating it. Jeannie wondered why she got a smaller bonus this year. Being late and more days off than in the past. Want more days off? Quit. Jeannie should be the one that’s here today to care for ML. Her son is here from Alaska and she’d rather stay home to be with him. Jesus, of course, would rather spend time with his friends and his girlfriend. Martin, Jeannie’s husband, told me they have seen very little of Jesus this trip.

ML was surprised that Christmas was here and she was happy with her gifts. Seeing her smile is a horrifying thing to experience on any day, but seeing it while celebrating Christmas was just wrong. Think of Satan with white hair instead of horns, leering at a dead puppy while sitting in a wheelchair.

Keith, she still talks about how you saved the day in Norridge when you fixed her wheelchair. The story changes with each telling. Such a nice boy you are.

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much
when your lips are moving.

From Mom, again.

This is Canada’s Top Ten List of America’s Stupidity

Of course we look like idiots …. because we are.

Number 10 Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.

Number 9 Only in America …could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black.  40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

Number 8   Only in America…could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

Number 7 Only in America…can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

Number 6 Only in America…would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens (probably should be number one).

Number 5 Only in America….could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as EXTREMISTS.

Number 4 Only in America…could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

Number 3  Only in America…could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

Number 2   Only in America… could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.

And Number 1 Only in America…could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

PLEASE DON’T KEEP THIS – SEND IT OUT TO YOUR ENTIRE LIST.