Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

Scary shit!

I never dreamed that I would have to face the prospect of not living in the United States of America, at least not the one I have known all my life. I have never wished to live anywhere else. This is my home and I was privileged to be born here
But today I woke up and as I had my morning coffee, I realized that everything is about to change. No matter how I vote, no matter what I say, something evil has invaded our nation, and our lives are never going to be the same. 

I have been confused by the hostility of family and friends. I look at people I have known all my life–so hate-filled that they agree with opinions they would never express as their own. I think that I may well have entered the Twilight Zone. 

You can’t justify this insanity. We have become a nation that has lost its collective mind! 

• Somehow it’s un American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. 

• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good. 

• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. 

• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves . 

• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees. 

• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated. 

• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate to the US must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any  gang banger who  can jump the southern fences are welcome. 

• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not. 

• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free. 

• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President. 

• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan to many of us. 

• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now. 

• Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it’s a violation of THEIR rights. 

• And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us “racists”?! 

Nothing makes sense anymore, no values, no morals, no civility and people are dying of a Chinese virus, but it racist to refer to it as Chinese even though it began in China. We are clearly living in an upside down world where right is wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong, but shooting an  killing innocent children  is right. 

Wake up America, the great unsinkable ship Titanic America has hit an iceberg, is taking on water, and is sinking fast.

RODENT REMOVAL DATE

A very dear friend sent this to me. I’m posting this for her!

In this crazy political season I decided a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.   

Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33).   

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.   

They did and filled the boat with fish.   

John 21:6 (NIV) … He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some. 

”       WHEN they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.” 

Origin of Left & Right..I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and   
Liberals are called the “left”.   
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:   
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.   ”   

It surely can’t get any simpler than that.   

Spelling Lesson:   
The last four letters in American……….I Can 
The last four letters in Republican…… I Can  
The last four letters in Democrats…….. Rats   
End of lesson! …Test to follow in November 2020.   

Remember, November 2020 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.   

Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.   

Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be…