Monthly Archives: July 2016
Rough Rider Pictures
Wasp Spray
I know some of you own GUNS, but this is something to think about…—
If you don’t have a gun, here’s a more humane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you. Did you know this? I didn’t. I never really thought of it before. I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.
Wasp Spray – A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.
The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn’t attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection. Thought this was interesting and might be of use.
On the heels of a break in and beating that left an elderly woman in Toledo dead, self defense experts have a tip that could save your life.
Val Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Sylvania Southview High School. For decades, he’s suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed.
Glinka says, “This is better than anything I can teach them.”
Glinka considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, Glinka says “spray the culprit in the eyes”. It’s a tip he’s given to students for decades.
It’s also one he wants everyone to hear. If you’re looking for protection, Glinka says look to the spray. “That’s going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out.” Maybe even save a life.
Please share this with all the people who are precious to your life
Did you also know that wasp spray will kill a snake? And a mouse! It will! Good to know, huh? It will also kill a wasp.!!!!
This is fun.
Bill Clinton goes jogging
Bill Clinton is jogging around the manicured jogging paths of Washington, DC when he notices a pretty prostitute shopping her wares at one of the rest areas.
She notices the ex-President looking her way and shouts out, “Hey, Bill! Fifty dollars!”
Clinton slows his pace to give the woman another once-over, considering the offer, but decided to negotiate and yells back, “How about five?”
The prostitute, insulted and disgusted at his cheapness, especially after all those years in the White House when all he did was spend, waves him off.
Clinton shrugged, bit his lip, shrugged his shoulders and jogged away.
A few days later, Clinton went out jogging again and decided to take the same path as before. Low and behold he comes to the same rest area and there’s the same pretty prostitute hawking her wares.
Again, she shouts, “Hey, Bill! Fifty dollars!” refusing to come down in price from the days before.
Not slowing down this time Clinton again replied, “How about five?”
The prostitute rolls her eyes and turns away. Again Clinton shrugs his shoulders, bites his lip and continues down the jogging path.
About a week later, Bill decides to go jogging again only this time, Hillary, skeptical of his story that he was always going jogging, decides to go with him.
Bill takes Hillary down the same manicured path he had been taking and what do you know, the same prostitute is at the same rest area.
As they approach, Hillary sees the pretty prostitute and shoots a glare at Bill. Bill, his eyes shifting back and forth between the prostitute and Hillary begins to get a little nervous.
But the prostitute looks on at the obviously uncomfortable situation and starts to laugh. As Hillary starts hitting Bill, the prostitute says, “See what you get for five dollars?”
Before You Put Your Camel to Bed
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says: “I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy,” and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot.”
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs.”
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods”, and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”
“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point…It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
This is a real groaner!
My new coffee! Amazing!
MC Donalds employee refuses service to a cop.
Some stupid bitch refuses service to a Texas cop because her son is in jail facing some serious charges. The store owner did the right thing and fired the scum. If you were a proper role model to your scumbag son as you think you are a protester, he wouldn’t be in jail and your stupid ass would still be employed! Dumb ass.
Edited to add:
Cowboy Logic
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge,
Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber
he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the
shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his
cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the
old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would
have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the
little ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a
couple of days like everyone else does.
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