Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

I’m not amused.

  • My tractor, which has been at the mechanic for 2 weeks, has a dead battery.
  • Very cool website that did amuse me.
  • Marylou is STAYING in Illinois. After her first night she begged to return, but since she was there for several days while Nina worked at the condo, she changed her mind and will stay there. We’ll see how long this lasts.
  • The balloon fiesta is the only thing the news creatures are talking about today. I don’t care. Stop talking nonsense and give me news and weather.
  • Shirley spent the entire weekend in bed. She ate and drank, but not enough to sustain over time. We’ll see what Deb’s results are.
  • Erin is in a foul mood. It also appears that Tori is too.
  • Connected? I think so.

 

I swear, this place is a moron magnet.

The Beverly Hillbillies stopped by for gas today. The whole crew and some of their “kin folks”. Jed, Granny, Jethro, and Ellie Mae were all there along with Clem, Daisy, Scooter, and Lulu. Scooter kicked Lulu and Clem out of his Range Rover, which leaked a gallon of antifreeze on my new concrete while all this was happening. Then he proceeded to throw all the luggage of theirs around my parking lot. Fun stuff to watch, but truthfully I hate these sort of train wrecks happening in my parking lot near my gas pumps.

All the luggage was split between 2 other vehicles and a trailer one of them was towing. Scooter is still at my pumps as I type this and it appears that he fixed the leak. The others are yelling across the parking lot at each other and everytime I go out on the deck, they calm down. I guess the threat of calling the cops has them worried. Lulu had picked up a rock and I think the threat of a broken window keeps him at my pumps.

They’re moving to Iowa. Granny has put on some weight and is still very aggressive. Damned reality shows shouldn’t be allowed to film on my property. A pause in my writing right now was caused by Scooter and Jethro standing nose to nose. in the middle of the lot. I walked out and asked them to move across the street to the public parking lot for the park & ride. When they ignored me I fired a pistol in the air and it caught their attention nicely. It was just a .22 and not my first choice.

There once was a man who was shooting at some food. . . .

 

I was going to vacuum. . .

Yes, I was, but the stupid vacuum we have makes me want to take it out for a day of shooting fun. Now this is a dual sucking machine, it sucks up the dirt from the carpet OK, but it also sucks in the fact that you need to empty the stupid container every 6 feet of carpet sucked. It’s a Dyson, the pet sucking one, for those that care.  Can’t think poorly enough of the Dyson. Is Hoover still in business? Do they still make machines that have a bag? Do they all have the bag less feature? That would suck.

More . . .

Right now I’m waiting for the noise to start. WAIT, strike that! I’m waiting for Tori and Erin to come over.

Marketing meeting today at noon. I’m already seeing my influence taking place in the meetings.  Instead of a 4:00 meeting, we’re meeting at noon. My next idea will be be meeting in restaurants with a liquor license. Seriously, the late afternoon meetings made no sense and interfered with more than my dinner plans. We’re meeting with North Star, the marketing company we hired to promote the county and city.

I have a poker game scheduled for next thursday at Curt’s house, while he’s gone and can’t influence Jiminy’s poker skills. I quit playing there because he kept helping  Jiminy play and cost me pots. With Curt gone I may stand a chance. I really hate beginner poker players that can’t learn the game. Jiminy is a nice enough guy though.

Tom Clancy is dead. A loss indeed.

Weather here is getting nicer. Nicer = cooler in my eyes.

This government shut down is killing me!  Just kidding.

When the shit hits the fan, it’s always better to be on the backside of the fan.

 

For all that care, Marylou is back in Chicago

I have no intention of discussing this in depth, but the move east was her idea. No coercion, no prodding. She wanted back in Chicago. Nina took her there today and set up her room. Nina is staying and will deal with any fires that may come up during her first week there and continue to clean ML’s condo.

She’s leaving on a jet plane
Don’t know if she’ll be back again
Oh baby, I’m glad to see her gooooo!

 

Welcome back Barbara?

I just got the call from Barbara Hall and she told me that she’s NM bound next month! She’s returning to a completely different valley, many moved, some dead, and no studio tour in existence. LaRisa took over the Sad Cafe and no one I know goes there. Ownership is a bit strange and has alienated many out here. LaSala is now nothing at all.

Other Stuff?

  • Dennis is loving his scooter. Miles added yesterday were 400+.
  • Joe is very happy. Very happy.
  • Marylou is heading east on Wednesday.
  • Nina is spending a week there too. Boyfriend?
  • I was scheduled to go too, but that has changed. (Yay!) I should explain that it’s due to me not feeling up to an 18 hour drive the way I’ve been not sleeping.
  • Right now I’d welcome a dose of mononucleosis.
  • So tired.
  • I guess that’s it for now.
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