The Beverly Hillbillies stopped by for gas today. The whole crew and some of their “kin folks”. Jed, Granny, Jethro, and Ellie Mae were all there along with Clem, Daisy, Scooter, and Lulu. Scooter kicked Lulu and Clem out of his Range Rover, which leaked a gallon of antifreeze on my new concrete while all this was happening. Then he proceeded to throw all the luggage of theirs around my parking lot. Fun stuff to watch, but truthfully I hate these sort of train wrecks happening in my parking lot near my gas pumps.

All the luggage was split between 2 other vehicles and a trailer one of them was towing. Scooter is still at my pumps as I type this and it appears that he fixed the leak. The others are yelling across the parking lot at each other and everytime I go out on the deck, they calm down. I guess the threat of calling the cops has them worried. Lulu had picked up a rock and I think the threat of a broken window keeps him at my pumps.

They’re moving to Iowa. Granny has put on some weight and is still very aggressive. Damned reality shows shouldn’t be allowed to film on my property. A pause in my writing right now was caused by Scooter and Jethro standing nose to nose. in the middle of the lot. I walked out and asked them to move across the street to the public parking lot for the park & ride. When they ignored me I fired a pistol in the air and it caught their attention nicely. It was just a .22 and not my first choice.

There once was a man who was shooting at some food. . . .