This has to be my all time favorite sketch from TV.
httpv://youtu.be/Q9T8i4FkNVo
More Time Conway
httpv://youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY
httpv://youtu.be/QCz8he36hsk
- Tings means things in my father’s accented English.
- Erin leaves today.
- Our fight of yesterday had 2 winners. We kissed and made up.
- She’s a stubborn little git. I have no idea where that came from.
- Reality TV continues to baffle me.
- Whacked my head and gave myself a deep gash about ¾ of an inch long.
- I blame Tori since it happened at her house and she kept apologizing about my own stupid act.
- The cut is at my hairline and I keep telling people I did it while shaving. The confused looks are great!
- Fire bans already?
- The sun is just rising and it appears as if we’re cloud covered and the weatherliars are calling for rain and snow for the next few days.
- Just heard that the maple syrup industry is gonna be hurting this year due to the polar vortex. DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING! I BLAME YOU!
- Not sure of my weekend plans just yet.
- While we have had a mild winter here, I’m tired of hearing about how bad the weather is in the rest of the country. Bunch of wienies!
- NO
- Joe brought the love of his life to the airport yesterday. I may go up to Arrow’s Ridge to console him. I’m sure he’s up there crying his eyes out. Poor guy.
- On the 15th, Arrow’s Ridge has a tapas and music event happening. Reserve now or forever hold your peace!
- Damn it, I said NO!
We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. ~Abraham Lincoln

I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.