Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the three lawyers. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers one of the engineers. They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel without a ticket,” asks one perplexed lawyer.

“Watch and you’ll see,” says one of the engineers.

When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”

I went to the Men’s Night Out at the Harley dealership last night. I had a great time and there was a great turn out. Food was good and the staff was there on the clock to help us enjoy the night, and to make additional sales. I bought Nina’s Christmas present there, on sale! Thanks Tiffany.

I talked to Dennis this morning. Dennis is working with, I’m assuming, a committee about changing helmet laws. It sounds like this will be a very controversial issue if and when this gets submitted before the legislature this coming spring. I know that the anti-helmet people don’t want any law that restricts their choice. I’ll wear mine no matter what.

Anyone that reads this want a couple of dogs? Levy is looking to give his 2 pups away prior to moving out. He doesn’t see much chance that he’ll be able to keep them at his next living arrangement. I think the 2 of them total 50 pounds. Any interest, call 505-652-2085. he can send pictures. He’d prefer that they stay together, but he will separate them if needed.

ML is ranting again. Last night and now this morning. NINA, adjust her drugs to shut her up. Last night the rants were so varied that Nina had to write them down to tell me after the party. Now she’s ranting about the fact that we’re doomed because we don’t have Bell phone services and this has morphed into a rant about the sluttiness of women these days. And as quickly as I’m typing this, we are now reliving the depression and how people were better back then than they are now. People are animals and nothing better. Lions have more honor than we do. It’s amazing how strange than mind is. For a person that has never had sex, she’s sure an expert on the topic, in her own mind. She had plenty of offers mind you, but none of them were German and she promised Papa that she’d never marry anything but a German. Will someone kill me now? Please? Don’t make me do this myself.

My life is stranger than your life!
That does not mean that I’m enjoying it, it’s just strange.