Just a joke!

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!”

“What’s the matter?” I asked.

“There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they’re eating the taco casserole I made tonight.”

“That’ll teach them!”  I replied.

Doctor

Went to the doctor yesterday afternoon. Nice place and the doctor seemed to be competent. I told him I dropped the statins and he was fine with that. He felt that Green may have been over-aggressive on them with me. We talked about Chicago and Detroit.

WEATHER

Day before yesterday the weatherliar was dead wrong again! We were supposed to get snow, enough snow that I prepared the plow for action. We got NOTHING again.

ERIN

We’ve had Erin for an extra day this week. They pick her up tomorrow. They needed her for Sunday for the great-grandma’s b’day. They’re a pain in the ass. Always late picking her up, promise one time and come whenever they feel like it.

MARYLOU

Yesterday was her birthday. I know I should know her age, but truthfully, I don’t give enough of a shit to remember. She’s 1 day older than the day before. She’s telling everyone that she’s 21 and appears confused when no one laughs. Ugliest 21 y.o. I’ve ever seen. New meds arrived today to temper her temper. I hope that it makes things easier for Nina.

MOTORCYCLE

I should be able to ride tomorrow. It’s supposed to be in the 60’s and beautiful out. Today was great riding weather too, but I was scheduled to heavy to bother. The weather is supposed to turn for the worse over the weekend.

What a surprise! More lies from the press.

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Just to be clear….essentially every major news publication on earth is lying. World leaders did not “march” in Paris in support of free speech. World leaders got together for a photo opportunity and pretended to march – purposely making the angle of the photo and other supporting photos look like they were with demonstrators when they were not. The news media, as always, towed the line of what the politicians wish to present.

Marching and pretending to march are not the same thing. There is a difference. Just like there is a difference between actually supporting free speech and, what almost all these leaders do, which is enforcing restrictions on free speech. In the crowd we have leaders who have had journalists killed and bloggers jailed, websites banned and freedoms limited. Politicians lie. They are not the solution to our problems.