• We’ve been tired of our outside guy for some time now and I decided to cut him loose. I waited until after Christmas to do this.
• Not sure if that’s the nicer thing to do, but that was the way I did it. I did give him 2 weeks severance.
• He does have another job and his time with us was a second job for him.
• Fresh start with Andy at the helm of the outside work. He’ll do that along with his inside shifts.

•  Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires – Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

We are speechless,
Congress is clueless,
Our president is worthless,
I’m scared shitless.

1. Become more patient.
2. Stop shooting at cars bearing an Obama sticker.
3. Lose weight.
4. Buy more ammo. I’m pretty sure # 2 is impossible.
5. Ride more, ride farther, and ride nude.
6. Buy more sunscreen.
7. Eat healthier.
8. Drink more booze! Four drinks a week is not excessive.
9. Watch less TV.
10. Read more.